MEET YOUR ROCKERS
Vocals
Adrian Miles
- Tall, dark and handsome, minus the dark and handsome
- Thinks shaving his head hides the fact that he's going bald
- Finds his T-shirts in the 'used and abused' section
Guitar
Brian Hillson
- The 'Silver Fox' of the band
- Blames the government for getting old
- Will undoubtedly steal your glass of red wine
- "It's still 1985, right?"
Guitar
Chris (Cod) Morley
- Named after a fish
- Plays guitar as a hobby when he's not on holiday
- Science's closest experiment to turning humans into cyborgs
- Blames arthritis for hitting bum notes
Bass
Josh Taylor
- Only allowed to join the band to bring the average age down
- Plays bass because, well, someone has to...
- Blames ADHD for being a d**khead
- Likes goats
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Drums
Mikey Cakebread
- Yes that's his real surname
- Must play drums to burn off the energy from all that speed he 'doesn't take'
- Fit
- Undisputedly the second youngest in the band
